WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

1.Beer is always wet.
2.A frigid beer is a good beer.
3.Beer never gets a headache.
4.A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
5.You can share a beer with your friends.
6.You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
7.You can enjoy every day of the month.
8.You always know you are the first one the pop a beer.
9.You can have more then one beer and not feel guilty.
10.Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.